I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....