We're like a lot better than the average bears
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
this boner is exhausting
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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