Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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