just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I have fence marks all over my body
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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