Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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