I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Operation Purity has been aborted
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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