There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
