More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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