In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I enjoy the company of your penis
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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