I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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