Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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