Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
This toilet bowl is my home.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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