I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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