..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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