is your mom at the bar?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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