You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
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the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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