i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
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If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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