The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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