If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
