How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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