I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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