So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
