Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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