i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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