I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.