when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.