sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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