Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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