feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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