Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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