His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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