You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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