its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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