i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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