There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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