Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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