Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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