That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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