Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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