the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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