WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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