i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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