Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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