its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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