what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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