He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Let's paint friendship bongs
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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