my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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