just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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