I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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