The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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