That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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