we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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