Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.