When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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