Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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